How about we tax dumb people? That way we could get some money from the politicians finally. But, no, instead the mayor of San Francisco would like to tax sugary soft drinks. Yes, people, the Dumbasses of America want to tax my Coca-Cola. Well, not mine, since I don’t live, and will never, at least until this idiot is gone, live in San Francisco.
Why? Well because the people are fat. And it would probably be against some law to tax people based on their weight. I mean, wouldn’t you hate to go down to the IRS office to weigh yourself to determine how much you owe the Government to spy on you? I have a better idea: why don’t we tax Vitamin Water, since that makes people healthy, thus making them go to the doctor less, and thus contributing less to the economy.
I hate dumb politicians.
