Too Bad for Kevin Duuy.

Ya know, I’ll excuse typos. Not writeos. Even I ususally skip the second u in Dupuy. But, the p is kind of important.

But poor Kevin Duuy. Not doing his homework. Shame on you.

Mindless Babble Regard Life, Coffee, and the Holiday Season.

Actually, this discussion has absolutely nothing to do with the title. Isn’t life fun? I am going to address several issues tonight regarding me. I know everybody loves me, because it’s hard to resist. It must be the radiant glow, I really don’t know.

For example, I, as you may be unaware of, make things seem like they are something different from what they really are. (I have no idea what the hell that means, but if I didn’t tell you I don’t know what that means, you wouldn’t have known, would you? See.)

Let’s take this example from this photo of me, in my kitchen, October 7th, 2006:

OK. This photo appears to me a dapper, good-looking young man deep in thought. Actually, I bit my lip waiting for the popcorn to finish in the microwave. (DO NOT take out the part about good-looking. That part is correct.) Also, even though this photo was taken over a year ago, I do remember it being dark out when I took the photo, so why the window had light coming in I have no idea.

Here is another, more recent example:
Not so hard. An even better looking young man, sitting on a couch, staring uncomfortably at something far off in the distance.

In actuality, it’s an even-better looking young man, sitting on a couch, in need of a haircut, staring uncomfortably at the guy who just walked through the door with a 12-pack of Pepsi.

Shame.

One more:
Simple. A guy whose looks beat all of those before, sitting, enjoying a Coca-Cola Vanilla beverage, reading one of the finest pieces of depressing novels in world history.

OK, do you really think I’m reading? Give me a break.

When I get angry and bitter again, I promise I will come back and unleash my fury on my humble readers.
In other words, see ya tomorrow.

Yes, Virginia, you can buy stuff at my store…

I have launched a store at CafePress.com, called Yo.merchandise.
You can buy a bunch of useful stuff all with either my face or the Yo.media logo plastered on it. I, however, for tax reasons (like I don’t want to have to learn more about what I gotta do), do not recieve any profits. CafePress.com recieve all the money, and uses it to manufacture the products. However, the prices are affordable, and I hope you buy some stuff there, and spread the Word about Kevin’s Word.

The address is: www.CafePress.com/YoStuff

Damn Peanut Butter…

I’ve been sick since Sunday. I don’t actually like peanut butter, but today I was hungry but also I couldn’t eat much. So, I ate some toast with Peter Pan(TM) Crunchy Peanut Butter on top. Oops. I need to stop watching the news. Too depressing. Anyway, after looking at the product number on the cap
By the way, if the product number on the cap starts with “2111″, it has a special little ingredient.
Nothing like a little salminalla when you’re sick to, um, liven up your world. Ah, we’ll see.