Since voter turnout is expected to be dismal, ecpecially in Louisiana, here’s some ideas to get them back to the polls:
1 Make a really bad government, which will inspire people to go and change it. I mean really bad, not this stuff people call bad.
2 Give away a Coca-Cola. Free. It’s great and will inspire people, including me, to vote!
3 Give SUSE the contract for the software running in the voting machines. It will inspire open source advocates to vote. American ones, anyway.
4 Put good canadates on the ballot. Like Stephen Colbert. Or me.
Peace out. Go vote. Unless your going to vote for the wrong person. In which case, enjoy Coke.